That's with 2 eyes because I'd look pretty silly with only one. I’ll let that sink in. I’m a Business Strategist + Marketing Expert, which is a fancy way of saying I'm a practical brain for your creative business. I teach business owners how to create business management systems + marketing plans that don't suck the life out of you. No one-size-fits-all funnel here. No hustle game. And definitely no bullshit. Real strategies for your real business.
I have a fancy-scmancy MBA that didn't once teach me about a "click funnel" or engagement rate on Instagram. Nothing about the everyday grind of running your own business. I've scraped by on pennies only to make the choice between toothpaste and a bottle of 3 Buck Chuck {FYI, I'm not afraid to say the wine won. It has alcohol and alcohol kills germs hence your mouth is clean. You're welcome}. I've 'faked it until I make it.' I've bought into every program out there hoping it was the miracle course that made it all come together. I've taken risks, I've played it safe, I've done nothing, I've worked my ass off. That’s why I’m so good at what I do. I’ve been successful and I’ve screwed things up, like that time when…
